brianmatthewwrong:

Milk Maid Scene (Clerks - 1994) vs My girlfriend, Ashley (Today at Quick Stop)
Ladies and Gentlemen…Sir Walt Flanagan. You know…that guy that’s in Comic Book Men and was in pretty much every Kevin Smith movie ever made. And yes, that is the Buddy Christ statue from Dogma behind us. Best day ever. :)

shagurlwho:

ishipitlikeups:

For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.

That’s not a joke that’s a gift

23 hours ago · 131,583 notes 

bdsmgeek:

calins:

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

i think I am going to cry

Daww the feels!

skeletonmemes420:

One for me

*tips fedora*

nd one for m’ladiez

1 day ago · 37 notes 

d0nn0:

there are more nipples in the world than people

1 day ago · 15,465 notes 

stop-stress-in: Ur honestly the fuckin coolest :)

Aw stop it you ;D haha thanks!!

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