margygur:

margygur:

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR MY CAT ALLL DAY AND AFrer WALKING OUT LOOKING FOR HER I SEE HER IN THE NEIGHBOURS WINDOW ALL THE WINDOWS AND DOORS ARE LOCKED AND THEY ARE ON HILIDAY HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUC K

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imageTHAT IS MY CAT AND THAT IS NOT MY HOSUE 

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villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds
anna-toman:

touch me and you die

sodamnrelatable:

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

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13 hours ago · 248,749 notes 

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

13 hours ago · 185,762 notes 

tastefullyoffensive:

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Share a coke with

realbookofmorgan:

The deep seated psychological issues your father caused you

13 hours ago · 31,533 notes